Trump’s Mixed Messages About War in Iran,He Gets a Vigorous Stroking by Tech CEO

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Mar 13, 2026

Trump’s Mixed Messages About War in Iran, He Gets a Vigorous Stroking by Tech CEOs & His Gross Rash Jimmy looks back in time at one of our monologues from 2011 to see how much things have changed, there were primary elections in North Carolina, Arkansas and Texas, James Talarico beat out Jasmine Crockett, Trump took a vigorous stroking at the White House today where he convened a meeting of executives from major tech companies, everyone on Team Trump is confused about whether or not what’s happening in Iran is WAR, they have been throwing out a conflicting array of reasons as to why they decided to launch the attack, Bill Gates is reportedly going to come in to testify about the Trump-Epstein FilesTM , Kristi Noem got grilled today about suspiciously appropriated funds in the Department of Homeland Security, she was asked about a rumored affair with top advisor Corey Lewandowski, and we talk to Donald Trump’s badly bruised hand about what’s going on with the big red rash on his neck.